Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Well ain't that a pip?

My my, how things have changed.

I am no longer a semi-unemployed law school graduate. I am now a lawyer, and one might argue, overemployed--though not by legal profession standards. I love the work, but the job is an adjustment. Clearly it takes up much of my time since I haven't blogged since I have been employed there.

But as I was bitching to a co-worker today about another co-worker's annoying habit of always having something to say when he picks up his documents from the printer, she told me I should keep a journal of his comments and blog it. Which reminded me that I have a blog. And that I am a horrible blog-keeper.

So, I have this co-worker who WITHOUT FAIL always has something to say when he is at the printer. Most of the time it is whining about how a document did not print. As it is the end of the world that he has to walk back to his desk to click a mouse one more time.

Today he inexplicably says: "That whole big stack is all my stuff. I fee like an asshole."

A) Sir, I believe the word you are searching for is "jackass."

B) Why would a large stack of documents at the printer make you an asshole?

 That's all for now.